Go to the movies once a week with a hot date? Though, let's be honest here, it would be more cost-effective for you to just spring for a hooker seeing as at the end of the night if/when the date doesn't give you what you want we all know how much crap you'll give her.
So yeah, rent a hooker and a movie...for someone of your temperament I'd recommend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzXPUo9I_R8