[Hawala]

Originally Posted by Bantam 1 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The DDOS was so bad I couldn't make my troll....


That should win this... your characters got to live and enjoy the world before cruely being struck down by the evil hand of DDOS.

My poor troll Ourro couldn't even be born.... its like his troll mommy was in labor and just couldn't push him out.

Finally after a day of labor he was born into the cold swamps of innothule.... the DDOS attack must have killed his mother in labor for she was no where to be found.... he was only left with a note, a snack and a club. As he began to talk he realized the DDOS enduced lag spike must have damaged his mental faculties.

To this day he struggles to live his life... obviously without his mother he has turned to a life of crime; assaulting kobalds and froglocks for their money.

I think this one wins