[Hasbinbad]

Vote for meeeee!!

I am a capable PvP'r, and I am very well geared. I will be able to help coordinate the Short & Stockies via voice chat and in game networks of groups. I know the zones of Kaladim very well, and will DIE FOR MY DORFS!!

Also, I'm a pirate.

Also, my name is hella cool, and fits well with "King."

ROLLJUMP FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING WIN!! Kill the inkies and the big people!! Roast the gnomes and the halflings!! YARR!!!

DO IT!

XD