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Originally Posted by Bodeanicus
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Uh, no. I've fucked many, many women while shitfaced drunk.
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Some very lucky ladies!
And please, don't get the wrong idea. I was only joking. My dick stays hard through all manner of abuse--drinking, cocaine, ligature, stretching, biting, dick-fisting, etc etc. In fact, my dick is so strong it makes your dick look like a pussy and if you're not very careful I am going to fuck you big time.