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Old 07-05-2013, 04:08 PM
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Sarnak


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Originally Posted by Ephirith [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
When I have sex with a girl I sit her down and make her sign a waiver acknowledging that she consents to sexual intercourse, and I am not liable for any injuries, damage to clothing or other personal property, fires, pregnancies, or breakfasts.

My lawyer is usually present
I had to sign a 20 page consent to die at the hospital today