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Originally Posted by Splorf22
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HBB, do you cut yourself before you go to bed at night as a penance for being born white?
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Naw, they just make sure to rush to call other (presumably) white people racist at every opportunity.
When they meet up at Starbucks to write their latest novel, they discuss the evils or racist 'white america' as loudly as possible - just so people might hear and tell their black friends, or even better, a black person walks in and overhears.
On the occasion a black person walks into Starbucks, they immediately pull up their shirts Al Bundy style to reveal their Obama 2012 shirts underneath, and bombard their 'brother' with phrases like "i understand your pain, man" or "aren't you so happy Obama is president?".
If they do this enough, they ascend to new levels of tolerance, kind of like scientology. Of course this usually means throwing out the term 'bigot' in every single sentence when communicating with someone who is a white male or simply a conservative/republican/libertarian.