One time I got so high my dick ripped me off.
Now, right here I was gonna say: I'm hung like a black.
I decided against that punchline, though -- for two reasons:
1) It's racist and that's not cool.
2) I did not have confidence anyone would understand the joke -- that my penis is like a black dude on account of its propensity for larceny.
Still, I think the one-liner stands on its own.
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