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Old 06-24-2013, 09:27 PM
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I typically don't force people I respect to smell the food rotting inside my body.

Of course I don't consume any animal products, so there's very little if anything decomposing inside me, unlike most of you fatties.

In the event one does need to fart, it is exactly like sneezing -- one should fart into their own palm or into the nook of their elbow and then the offensive gases should be thrown in the garbage.