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Originally Posted by Wudan
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You know you are american when...
You can win a law suit over your coffee being too hot
You think The Office is so funny that the Brits should do their own version
Your gym has escalators
Your city has more cars than citizens
You dont know who you declared independence from
You DO know who you declared independence from. Mexico, right?
You invent a sport that features an egg shaped object that you play with your hands and call it “football”
Your dinner contains at least 6,000 calories and is double deep fried in pig lard
You cant pronounce the name of a country you have invaded
...a Pizza Vending Machine. Really?
You believe the Earth is 7,000 years old
You think that Africa and Asia are both countries
Your Miss America can’t identify the U.S. on a map
You had a job at McDonald’s or Wal-Mart at some point in your life
Speaking a second language means you're an immigrant
You don’t find it odd that you may drive a car when you turn 16, but are committing a serious crime when drinking beer under 21
You use a system of measurement that is based on the length of the King’s nose
You use a four ton vehicle and burn two gallons of gas to go two blocks for a gallon of milk
You’ve spent $250,000 on your bachelor’s degree
You spend more money on fast food than on higher education
You believe that the sun revolves around the earth
You can differentiate three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup
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You forgot one:
You can't see your dick or your feet when you look down.