Lives in a trailer
2 kids with 2 different mothers
Failed two marriages before he even turned 30
Balding
Alcoholic
Hits on high schoolers in the mall (actually admitted to this in some post years back)
Equates meaningless sex with disease ridden guttersluts from bars to success in life
I admit defeat here. There's no way I can compete with such excellence. I doubt you're even the top of the food chain at your trailer park.
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