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God is Santa Claus for adults
When youre bad, you dont get the good stuff at the end of the year/your life.
Big bearded white guy in his 50s-60s. The people who make this stuff up always at some point get tangled in their lies and say something contradictory about him. Any other resemblance? |
Santa Claus is more probable
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They are both drawn in the sky. God with his santa claus-like face in the clouds, and santa claus passing through with his elk parade.
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At least I get presents at Christmas that say Santa on them.
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religion bashing.... *yawn*
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Santa Claus presumably has sex (with Mrs. Claus) but has no kids
God did not have sex, but had a son |
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I cant edit it lol
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In some situations Santa is God... Like Santa Barbara Strippers....
http://www.dancingbeauty.com/Female-...Barbara-CA.htm :) |
If you're honestly curious about this, google for "proto indo-european religion". The sky god aka Zeus aka Jupiter aka Yahweh aka Jehovah aka Allah aka God and many others originally had a consort who was later edited out by patriarchs to diminish female roles in society. The sky god's consort was named Asherah and other variations.
I spent years trying to figure out why other people seemed to get something out of religion and prayer and so on and I got nothing but a sore back from kneeling. Eventually I realized that it's because most of them are stupid and afraid of death and they invented a fairy tale to make themselves feel better. Some of the others don't believe any of the bullshit at all and just treat it all as a big social gathering. Regardless, it's all bullshit. We're here because we're here, the meaning of life is to be happy, and when you are dead you will cease to exist. |
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