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Taxi 06-17-2010 03:04 PM

God is Santa Claus for adults
 
When youre bad, you dont get the good stuff at the end of the year/your life.

Big bearded white guy in his 50s-60s.

The people who make this stuff up always at some point get tangled in their lies and say something contradictory about him.

Any other resemblance?

Landis 06-17-2010 03:04 PM

Santa Claus is more probable

Taxi 06-17-2010 03:06 PM

They are both drawn in the sky. God with his santa claus-like face in the clouds, and santa claus passing through with his elk parade.

Ihealyou 06-17-2010 03:07 PM

At least I get presents at Christmas that say Santa on them.

pickled_heretic 06-17-2010 03:13 PM

religion bashing.... *yawn*

Landis 06-17-2010 03:15 PM

Santa Claus presumably has sex (with Mrs. Claus) but has no kids
God did not have sex, but had a son

Taxi 06-17-2010 03:51 PM

http://political-analysis.org/sitebu...h-holidays.jpg

Taxi 06-17-2010 03:51 PM

I cant edit it lol

redghosthunter 06-17-2010 03:58 PM

In some situations Santa is God... Like Santa Barbara Strippers....

http://www.dancingbeauty.com/Female-...Barbara-CA.htm

:)

Alawen Everywhere 06-17-2010 05:51 PM

If you're honestly curious about this, google for "proto indo-european religion". The sky god aka Zeus aka Jupiter aka Yahweh aka Jehovah aka Allah aka God and many others originally had a consort who was later edited out by patriarchs to diminish female roles in society. The sky god's consort was named Asherah and other variations.

I spent years trying to figure out why other people seemed to get something out of religion and prayer and so on and I got nothing but a sore back from kneeling.

Eventually I realized that it's because most of them are stupid and afraid of death and they invented a fairy tale to make themselves feel better. Some of the others don't believe any of the bullshit at all and just treat it all as a big social gathering.

Regardless, it's all bullshit. We're here because we're here, the meaning of life is to be happy, and when you are dead you will cease to exist.


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