Shitheads
 

This story is about shitheads in general, but moreso about two shitheads in particular. By name, they are Lucabrazi and Quickey. I call it a story and not a rant because it is here for your amusement, I am not mad, because in the end I came out the victor, but I post it here because it should be fun for all to read.

Tonight I went to camp Drusella Sathir. I arrived about an hour early because there has been competition for her as of late. Shortly after my arrival a couple fine folks from Divinity showed up, greeted me, and told me that last night they had been camping DS but had their camp stolen by Quickey and Lucabrazi. The Divinity members had been waiting in the hallway outside, but Q and L ran into the room and claimed they had rights to the camp because Div was not on her spawn point. In any case, Divinity left.

After hearing this story I was a bit worried, I had a feeling these shitheads would be back. About 20 minutes before DS was due to pop, guess who showed up? Yup, you guessed it.... a couple of shitheads.

I asked them of course if they would respect my right to the camp, Luca made some comment about it which was unclear. I will post the log below. So I knew 2 things: these dbags stole the camp from divinity last night and they didnt seem like they would respect my right to the camp tonight.

I petitioned a gm, Sirken arrived and said I had rights to the camp, as it was common sense that if i was in the hallway then i was camping DS, and secondly because I had been there much longer etc...

Anyway I was a little worried of course because I had not soloed DS for a couple months (had taken a break) and now the pressure was on. I had 5 minutes to pull once she popped. Luca continued to talk shit and call me a liar but I ignored him. My game face was on. I had to avenge Divinity and prove that karma does in fact exist. I had a firm belief that all the underdogs of the world, and maybe even Jesus himself had my back.

DS spawned: OMFG - she had the necklace of superiority (you can tell she has it because her other drops are weapons and if she has them she wields them in her hand, but if her hands are empty she has the necklace).

I pulled her, and long story short......... kicked her ass, looted my NoS, and gated out of there with a huge smile on my face.

Here is the log for anyone interested in reading what went down:


Sat Feb 16 21:26:43 2013] You say, 'hi mate, i am setup for DS tonight. hope that is understandable''Sat Feb 16 21:26:56 2013] You say, 'i realize there was an issue last night'
[Sat Feb 16 21:27:05 2013] You say, 'and i hope that doesnt happen tonight =(. i dont want any trouble'
Sat Feb 16 21:27:12 2013] Lucabrazi says, 'when was there an issue'
Sat Feb 16 21:27:24 2013] Lucabrazi says, 'dont help him'
Sat Feb 16 21:27:21 2013] You say, 'i heard there was one last night with divinity'
Sat Feb 16 21:27:34 2013] Lucabrazi says, 'no'
Sat Feb 16 21:27:51 2013] Lucabrazi says, 'there was never an issue with DS'
Sat Feb 16 21:27:53 2013] You say, 'in any case, will you gentlemen respect my right to first shot at her?'
Sat Feb 16 21:28:07 2013] Lucabrazi says, 'Only if it is your right'
Sat Feb 16 21:28:26 2013] You say, 'suppose i will put in a petition now then'
Sat Feb 16 21:28:37 2013] Lucabrazi says, 'Okay, you are the one escalating the issue Svenn'
Sat Feb 16 21:28:47 2013] You say, 'do you deem it to be my right or no?'
Sat Feb 16 21:28:51 2013] Lucabrazi says, 'I'm petitioning as well'
[Sat Feb 16 21:29:00 2013] You say, 'i have been here for over an hour'

[Sat Feb 16 21:29:03 2013] Lucabrazi says, 'I didn't want to ahve an issue with you'
Sat Feb 16 21:29:09 2013] You say, 'me either...'
[Sat Feb 16 21:29:14 2013] You say, 'ive been here for over an hour mate'
Sat Feb 16 21:30:05 2013] You petition, 'there is an issue over who has the right to drusella sathir, id like to have it settled with a gm, sorry folks '
Sat Feb 16 21:30:59 2013] Sirken says, 'whats the problem'
Sat Feb 16 21:31:07 2013] Lucabrazi says, 'Svenn threatened to petition so we were forced to come to you'

[Sat Feb 16 21:31:17 2013] Lucabrazi says, 'I was going to settle it peacefully but he wanted to handle it "by the rules"'
[Sat Feb 16 21:31:23 2013] You say, 'lol'
Sat Feb 16 21:31:25 2013] You say, 'please...'
Sat Feb 16 21:31:25 2013] Lucabrazi says, 'My point is that. the room hasn't been touched yet'
Sat Feb 16 21:31:38 2013] Lucabrazi says, 'so the first group to begin clearing DS's room should have rights to her, correct?'
Sat Feb 16 21:31:56 2013] Sirken says, 'as opposed to what?'
Sat Feb 16 21:31:58 2013] You say, 'Hi sirken, i have done this camp many times'
Sat Feb 16 21:32:04 2013] You say, 'and i usually pull her to this hallway'
Sat Feb 16 21:32:09 2013] You say, 'i have been here tonight for over an hour'
Sat Feb 16 21:32:15 2013] You say, 'luca and his friend just showed up'
Sat Feb 16 21:32:30 2013] You say, 'and are trying to say they have the right to pull her through some sort of circumvention of the rule'
Sat Feb 16 21:32:47 2013] Lucabrazi says, 'Svenn, you are the one who wanted to envolve the GM. not me.'
Sat Feb 16 21:32:56 2013] Sirken says, 'im a lil turned around how close are we to Druesella'
Sat Feb 16 21:32:57 2013] Lucabrazi says, 'I wold have settled this with you peacefully'
[Sat Feb 16 21:32:58 2013] You say, 'luca, i was speaking with divinity last night'
Sat Feb 16 21:33:02 2013] Sirken says, 'right her ?'
[Sat Feb 16 21:33:04 2013] Quickey says, 'Yes'
[Sat Feb 16 21:33:14 2013] You say, 'she paths right next to the door'
Sat Feb 16 21:33:24 2013] Sirken says, 'and svenn has been right here?'
Sat Feb 16 21:33:29 2013] Sirken says, 'in this hall'
Sat Feb 16 21:33:35 2013] You say, 'last night quickey and luca leap frogged divinity in this same situationj'
Sat Feb 16 21:33:44 2013] Lucabrazi says, 'Svenn, you are now lieing'
Sat Feb 16 21:33:53 2013] You say, 'this is what divinity told me'
[Sat Feb 16 21:34:02 2013] Lucabrazi says, 'That is an out right lie. Give Sirken the name of any person from t hat group.'
[Sat Feb 16 21:34:03 2013] You say, 'so no, what i am saying is not a lie, its what i believe to be true'
Sat Feb 16 21:34:07 2013] Sirken says, 'pfft'
[Sat Feb 16 21:34:13 2013] Sirken says, 'i dun care about that they didnt petition'
Sat Feb 16 21:34:20 2013] Sirken says, 'anyways'
[Sat Feb 16 21:34:35 2013] Sirken says, 'in Svenn was here, then its obvious hes camping Drusella guys'
[Sat Feb 16 21:34:39 2013] Sirken says, 'if*'
Sat Feb 16 21:35:12 2013] Lucabrazi says, 'Okay, so this hallway is close enough to claim DS. thank you for your ruling Sirken'
Sat Feb 16 21:35:24 2013] You say, 'thank you sirken, i appreciate your reasonableness'
Sat Feb 16 21:35:41 2013] Sirken says, 'i mean, im just using common sense, if hes here, then thats what hes camping'
Sat Feb 16 21:43:32 2013] Lucabrazi says, 'Alright, you've had your wish and the GM has rules in mutual favor.'
Sat Feb 16 21:43:54 2013] Lucabrazi says, 'Now, back to the issue about Divinity. Which member has told you that we leap-frogged them?'
Sat Feb 16 21:44:17 2013] You say, 'i am not going to discuss this any longer'
[Sat Feb 16 21:44:24 2013] Lucabrazi says, 'Svenn, you are spreading lies'
Sat Feb 16 21:44:33 2013] You say, 'you gentlemen came in here without any inkling of being reasonable'
[Sat Feb 16 21:44:43 2013] You say, 'and for all i care, you both can go fuck yourselves in your asses'
[Sat Feb 16 21:44:47 2013] Lucabrazi says, 'I am 100&PCT; reasonable. ask any person in your guild.'
Sat Feb 16 21:47:20 2013] Lucabrazi says, 'Divinity was not here. named one person that can back up your fiction.'
Sat Feb 16 21:47:38 2013] You say, 'nope, i trust them and thats all that matters'
[Sat Feb 16 21:47:42 2013] You say, 'i dont care whether you believe me'

[Sat Feb 16 21:47:52 2013] You say, 'their members wouldnt lie to me about such a thing'
Sat Feb 16 21:48:49 2013] You say, 'i havent soloed her in months so its possible i will wipe'
Sat Feb 16 21:48:56 2013] Lucabrazi says, 'Whatever you do Svenn, don't wipe.'

To boil this shit down. Luca and Quickey knew I had been camping DS, they felt like they could waltz right in and steal the camp from me through some loophole about not being close enough to DS spawn, and then they acted like dicks about it... Now, being an asshole myself, I did my best to... how should i put it.. out-dick them. But really, who the fuck tries to pull a move like that?

I don't care about the rest of the drama, but seriously...
Under one minute? Now how the fuck did you manage that?

TL'DR.

I want to hear a dramatic reading of these logs in british accents immediately

They're the same person!
You were doing so good.... way to take the high road at the end there. As far as I'm concerned all 3 of you can fuck each other up the ass.

welcome back svenn!

Fantastic post this is how you RNF people.

Also the two douchebags what guild are they in?