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ymw 02-05-2013 12:28 AM

i tried the squatbox
 
Did not work as advertised. Messy venture, seat now crooked from slipping, ass bleeding from excessive wiping of overly soiled rectum.

Possible causes:

1) I'm not black. The guy in the demo video was black, does this matter?
2) I'm too fat. I'm not sure if I got enough knee elevation because of my gunt.

Has any fat white man confirmed that the squatbox functions as advertised? Please advise.

OforOppression 02-05-2013 12:39 AM

im fat and i can squatbox

you may be -too- fat

Ephirith 02-05-2013 01:32 AM

More people shit in this posture worldwide than there are white people on Earth.

OforOppression 02-05-2013 01:34 AM

well i mean, if dredge can squatbox, there's no way you're too fat.

Lexical 02-05-2013 01:34 AM

what's squat box?

OMGWTF420 02-05-2013 02:12 AM

TMI

Alawen 02-05-2013 02:30 AM

Confirmed Dredge is thinking about all our buttholes.

gotrocks 02-05-2013 03:38 AM

You're squatboxing wrong. It definitely works, as diggles pointed out there are millions of people around the world who shit like this every time they go to the toilet.

Its actually confirmed by doctors/shitexperts that you are supposed to shit like this. Shitting sitting down like we normally do has been a huge problem and leads to all kinds of shit like hemaroids.

Also, why the fuck does dredge have to mention his stupid ass green smoothie in every goddamn thread. lose some weight and stfu about your diabetes shit shake.

God i wish i wasn't on his ignore list.

Daliant17447 02-05-2013 04:21 AM

dredge your signature is fucking stupid

gotrocks 02-05-2013 04:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daliant17447 (Post 837929)
dredge your signature is fucking stupid

ignore list sig was 10x better.

current one is dumb as fuck. Clearly 'all the haters' took a fat shit on dredge that he never recovered from.


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