Things everquest have taught me to use in real life
 

Things everquest have taught me, that i can use in real life :

• Kiting : If i take the aggro and run away making them chase me, the others can escape.
  
• Taunting : How to get people to focus on you instead of your friends.
  
• Feign Death : To survive bear and moose attacks. Or to get out of very expensive bar bills.
  
• Belts for faction and xp : Give belts to the ladies, and they will like you more.
  
• Bandaging : It can only be used to patch someone up, not magically heal them to full health.
  
• Corpse runs : To die is a bitch, so do your very very best to always stay alive.
  
• Monk Class : Being a kung fu monk, gets you the attention.

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Kithicor Forest : Never venture out in a bad neigbourhood after dark

Erudin: that region of the world is deserted for a "reason"

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I made it to the state spelling bee once in 7th grade because I spelled "labyrinth" when nobody else at my school could which I knew because I was killing spiders in velks around the same time.

me irl at the time:

http://i.imgur.com/9z9nNaQ.gif

1. Don't drink to much & run around anywhere near a drop off.
2. Learn to swim early.
3. Snakes can kick.

If you show up in someone's camp site and start setting your shit up, they're going to get pissed off.

If you lay on the tracks you're gonna get trained.

Oh yeah, forgot a very important one.

4. Not all races get along.