Cate Middleton will have a girl - 49ers will win super bowl - F TMO
 

After consulting the white trash precog meth oracles of Mount Shasta town, California, and peering meditatively into the depths of the great cosmic enigma, I took counsel with Carl Sagan's spirit and determined the following:

1. Israel will strike Iran during Q3 or Q4 of 2013.

2. Velious will be released by April.

3. 49ers will win the super bowl.

4. Kate Middleton's child will be a girl.

5. 2013's second tropical storm/hurricane will be named Barry.

6. California will experience a 6.0+ earthquake outside of the Juan de Fuca subduction zone in 2013. If there is no quake in 2013, it will be a 6.5+ quake in 2014, causing billions and billions of damage.

7. TMO tortured small animals when he was a kid

8. We are made of star stuff

Please refer back to this thread when each of these things happen and be prepared to marvel at my infinite wisdom and splendor.

In the event that none of these things happen, that is evidence God exists and is actively working against spirit Sagan. All hail God

F YOU TOO MFER

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super camel says otherwise... GO RAVENS!

I will make a prediction as well...I will predict that you will wince at least once after watching the attached video.

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slightly aroused.

fuckin a