Dear God..
 

I know I don't pray to you as much as I should. I know I have led a wicked and sinful life. I know I have done wrong to people and been most unchristian in my daily life. But I promise, oh God, I promise to change if only..

..if only dredge's middle name could be..

Aaron
Abdiel
Abdullah
Abel
Abraham
Abram
Adam
Adan
Addison
Aden
Aditya
Adolfo
Adonis
Adrian
Adriel
Adrien
Agustin
Ahmad
Ahmed
Aidan
Aiden
Alan
Albert
Alberto
Alden
Aldo
Alec
Alejandro
Alessandro
Alex
Alexander
Alexandre
Alexandro
Alexis
Alexzander
Alfonso
Alfred
Alfredo
Ali
Alijah
Allan
Allen
Alonso
Alonzo
Alvaro
Alvin
Amari
Amarion
Amir
Anderson
Andre
Andreas
Andres
Andrew
Andy
Angel
Angelo
Anthony
Antoine
Anton
Antonio
Antony
Antwan
Ari
Ariel
Arjun
Armando
Armani
Arnav
Arnold
Aron
Arthur
Arturo
Aryan
Asa
Asher
Ashton
August
Augustus
Austen
Austin
Avery
Axel
Aydan

or maybe even

Ayden

I see what you did there...

;)

/applause

Anyone else smell smoke?