Whoah-Oh, New Mexico
 

I'll be road-tripping through New Mexico some time in the next couple weeks. What should I tie on the strings trolling behind my car in order to catch a Trollina?

My deepest sympathies go out to you whilst venturing through that desolate wasteland.

Also Tralina, let's have a beer and sex while I'm in town.

dont take too kindly to strangers round here

hot dogs and morning after pills

I can't fap to this.

I don't know if this is a legit way of measuring intelligence, but I've been to America a bunch of times, and I think the shittest/stupidest service I ever got at restaurants/drive-thrus in any state had to be New Mexico.

Artesia particularly!

Make sure that hipster guy has a handle bar mustache and women's eyeglasses

fight irl?
do u even lift?