Vanguard of Valor...
 

Vanguard of Valor now recruiting members. Leveling/helpful guild send a tell in game to Rangor, Noheals, Minsc, or Hayl for invites. So far our highest level is 38 so raiding isn't in our near future but fun parties are! =P

:D

From my guild recruitment spam -

Our DPS use skills to do massive damage, our healers practice real life CPR on blow up dolls once a week and our tanks taunt UFC fighters. When we enter planes bosses walk up to us, drop their loot and kill themselves.

Rogean pays us to play. We date supermodels. We've all won the lottery. Our mages have level 60 pets. We all have IQs above 180.

Our private parts are so big that they go all the way from A to Z on the keyboard. We are all rock stars and may need to stop raiding for our world tour. We party with celebrities and mingle with the political elite.

We leap tall buildings in a single bound. We have been on COPS twelve times. We do not talk about Fight Club. We test on animals. We won the Special Olympics. We are on a first name basis with Christopher Walken and Samuel L Jackson.

We are... Vanguard of Valor!