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I bet this is really funny if you're extremely stoned and an idiot.

the 2 go hand in hand

Who here has experience with such geese? I understand they are protected. Here in Michigan where we have many bodies of water, geese are a real nuisance. However, it is technically illegal to plink them. It is in this right (among others) that I am a criminal.

reported to forestry service

not here, if you have a license, yum yum.

One time a goose tried getting tough with me as I was running them off and I kicked it like 15 feet.

Jeremy confirmed terror of the geese community.

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They usually try to avoid humans, if they're wild. The only exception is when they have goslings. Then, they will attack anything that gets too close.

That one has probably been fed by humans, and like any semi-wild animal in that situation, develops an attitude when it doesn't get fed.