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Joroz 04-02-2012 02:38 PM

Pat yourself on the back thread!
 
Seems to be a common thing these days, so go ahead, share your crowning achievements that you wish everyone would know about.

Oh and don't forget to bake yourself some cookies. You deserve it.

Alarti0001 04-02-2012 02:58 PM

Today I didn't give a bum money, I really wanted too, but I resisted since I knew he was just going to buy crack with it. I saved him from himself

tekniq 04-02-2012 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alarti0001 (Post 608742)
Today I didn't give a bum money, I really wanted too, but I resisted since I knew he was just going to buy crack with it. I saved him from himself

I was in D&D and this bum was inside and he asked me for a dollar. I thought he was going to buy a donut, but then he walked outside proceeding to buy some crack. silly ol' me.

kazroth 04-02-2012 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alarti0001 (Post 608742)
Today I didn't give a bum money, I really wanted too, but I resisted since I knew he was just going to buy crack with it. I saved him from himself

You know what I do instead? I take them to a fast food joint and buy them food, without ever letting them touch the money. You can separate the hungry from those just wanting to buy booze very easily if you do this.

Tiggles 04-02-2012 03:47 PM

Let the addicted and the weak die out.

This is whats wrong with this country.


Natural selection

Stealin Dragons 04-02-2012 04:02 PM

let me see.

1) I brought down Inglorious Basterds. (single handedly)
2) I started a Ragefire agreement movement. (single handedly)
3) I made TMO #1 (single handedly)
4) I have twinked countless newbs (single handedly)
5) I am the most popular forum celeb. (/bow)
6) I started the wide spread and successful ignore harrison campaign.
7) I am the most popular necromancer
8) I am the best necromancer
9) I gave the okay to hire Uthgaard
10) I gave the okay to hire Amelinda

There are some others, but I'll just start with this for now.

kazroth 04-02-2012 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tiggles (Post 608787)
Let the addicted and the weak die out.

This is whats wrong with this country.


Natural selection

Sometimes a little compassion goes a long way. And it's not really just this country, as most of humankind has surpassed natural selection anyway.

Grozmok 04-02-2012 04:30 PM

I just poopsocked my first decaying skeleton outside of Freeport to get a Cracked Staff.

/patselfonback

TMO you guys recruiting?

Alarti0001 04-02-2012 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kazroth (Post 608775)
You know what I do instead? I take them to a fast food joint and buy them food, without ever letting them touch the money. You can separate the hungry from those just wanting to buy booze very easily if you do this.

I do that too but they don't want the food they just want "bus money" I live in seattle we have extensive social programs for the homeless. They are provided food and shelter daily, there was a recent study about the homeless in various cities with seattle ranking as a "do not donate" city, because 95 cents of a dollar goes to drugs or alcohol

Flunklesnarkin 04-02-2012 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alarti0001 (Post 608852)
I do that too but they don't want the food they just want "bus money" I live in seattle we have extensive social programs for the homeless. They are provided food and shelter daily, there was a recent study about the homeless in various cities with seattle ranking as a "do not donate" city, because 95 cents of a dollar goes to drugs or alcohol

the other 5 cents goes to fast women


awwww yeaaa


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