how to open bottle of wine 1) without corkscrew & 2) without breaking glass
 

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Wrong section.

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alcohol n drugs dont mix

I've found that if you don't have a bottle opener you can always push the cork inside the bottle... It's not ideal but it at least allows you to get your drink on :P

Drywall screw and a pair of pliers.

shake the shit out of it.

Yup this works, you can use your tongue to keep the cork from blocking the neck... wat??

Push the cork in