If you ask for PBJ at my house here's what I say
 

OK man what kind of bread you want I got RYE, WHEAT, and some english muffins.

Alright, now what kind of butter you want? I got cow butter, sunflower seed butter, peanut butter, almond butter, cashew butter, macadamia you name it you got it.

Jelly? Raspberry or strawberry. This house is more about the butter, sorry if you got excited.

Sandwiches are a construct of the zionist agenda to keep retarded addicts placated after they do drugs they also fabricated to come to the same end.

you look like you've had a few too many sandwiches

raspberry and strawberry are the best jams anyways. and jam > jelly.

ask for the same thing in my house and receive these results:

"ok man, well the kitchen is over there"

im happy to let guests partake of my food, but unless i was already cooking, it's self-serve.

naez is all around good guy

:o

I want a PBHJ
Crunchy...

Or HASWB, which was a staple of Fennin Ro...
Hot Anal Sex with Butter, and you get to choose: Salted or non.
Just ask Faelagund, who is now on CNN, wtf?