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I don't drink them for energy, I drink them for the synthetic bull semen and to chase gov't slave poisons obviously

chew on coffee grounds, put hotsauce in your eyes, put flexall on your junk

milk + red bull = wutdo

I would hope we all know wutdo if you mix milk and red bull by now

cocaine + and the album amerikkka's most wanted by ice cube

where's the keurig choice?

:o

Where's the "I drink whatever is 2/$3 at the local Cenex" option?

thanks for the protip el culo

Monstarrr and Rockstarr.