Project Mayhem
 

What the hell is Project Mayhem. I heard I am not allowed to talk about it.

Fight Club was the beginning, now it's moved out of the basement, it's called Project Mayhem.

Project Mayhem is now recruiting!

We are a group of like minded individuals brought together for a common goal. We are against all forms of authority and all establishments.

All right, if the applicant is young, tell him he's too young. Old, too old. Fat, too fat. If the applicant then waits for three days without food, shelter, or encouragement he may then enter and begin his training.

We are open to all, no matter the level, race or class.
We have a Vent server and use it daily.
We have many long time players who love to help out new players.

It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.
Interested ? Send a tell to Maleficent, Slowroll, Vitalous, or Brotomus.

His name was Robert Paulson.

If i did have a tumor, I'd name it Finawin.

I am jack's raging bile duct

Bob had bitch tits.

His name was Robert Paulson.
His name was Robert Paulson.

1) First rule of Project Mayhem , don't talk about Project Mayhem
2) Second rule of Project Mayhem, see rule one

lol

I am jack's complete lack of surprise.

If this is your first night here...you HAVED to fight

Bob loved me because he thought my testicles were removed too. Being there, pressed against his tits, ready to cry. This was my vacation. ..and she ruined EVERYTHING!