This is what happens when you leave Alaska, folks
 

My uncle and aunt recently moved to Washington State to be closer to the aunt's family, and this lovely little event happened this morning.

http://www.komonews.com/news/local/S...134902483.html

Thank God they weren't hurt at least, K9 units chased down the driver after he left, he started talking to my aunt after he got out of the car like nothing happened. My uncle was on the North Slope or else he probably would have killed the guy.

This is obviously because everyone who lives in the state which contains Seattle is a terrorist funded via marijuana.

Hasbinbad confirmed marijuana-fueld-terrorism overlord.

Diggles...was that your place???

Uncle's and aunt's.

that is why you don't live in Bonney Lake!
and HBB, seattle is tite

Sorry dude, I made sure the story didn't indicate any serious injuries before I made light of it. I really am glad your people are OK.
HEMPFEST BABY!! LET'S DO SOME JIHAD!!

It's amazing, the car hit my aunt directly and her shoulders are bruised to hell but that's it. My cousin, the little 5 year old in the article, was launched across the room and her bed was snapped in half.