Dilemma
 

So tonight is the release of Red99, pretty much a Holiday for anyone trolling these boards. Last night, my very good friend proposes to his long time girl friend and of course she has to say yes.

NOW TONIGHT, THEY WANT TO CELEBRATE.

How do I handle this?

I'm sick

This would be a great time for just you two

I don't wanna be a third wheel

I have to fight other people

I have to fight other people on a 12 year old emulated game server

I'm a [insert class here] and my comrades near me.

who gives a fuck about their stupid celebration, just play everquest you dont need an excuse.

immortal tech doin a benefit show in phx 2night wutdo

Get them smashed fast, then pretend it's really late (they won't have any idea) and slip out after 30 minutes.

I recommend using a turkey baster and low quality vodka