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Glitch 11-08-2011 11:13 PM

I promise this isn't about Ponies.
 
GLITCH NEVER LIES (about ponies)


The real question is:

Is it rude or offensive to buy a girl Crest Whitestrips as a gift if her teeth are discoloured?
Can someone really be angry at a free opportunity to improve themselves?
If I didn't have perfect teeth, I would love to receive this as a gift.
http://images.askmen.com/fashion/gro...-premium_1.jpg


I was going to ask if this would be a good gift to buy for a girlfriend, but I don't see why anyone would be in a relationship with someone who has discoloured teeth to begin with.

Ektar 11-08-2011 11:17 PM

in college someone I knew bought her boyfriend a set of deodorants because he didn't wear deodorant and smelled bad.

my closing thought is very similar to your own

Rais 11-08-2011 11:18 PM

Did she have braces when she was younger? That could have caused staining that can't be whitened. If you can notice, I'm pretty sure she knows it also and has tried to fix the issue.

As in most relationships, you want to try and do it as a couple. You notice she is gaining weight, so you talk to her and say " Hey, I feel like I've been gaining a little weight. I want to start running/Join a Gym ect, and I want you to get in on this with me, so we can spend time together."

I don't know how transparent " Hey, these were buy one get one free. Would you like these? I don't think I'll need both boxes to lighten up my teeth.".



I think either way you're fucked, but good luck. Women are smart animals.

Tommy_Wiseau 11-08-2011 11:18 PM

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Jenithia 11-08-2011 11:18 PM

Bronies before Hoenies

Shannacore 11-08-2011 11:31 PM

You spelled 'discolored' wrong..!

Glitch 11-08-2011 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rais (Post 459007)
something about relationships

Oh, as I tried to clarify at the end of my original post, this wouldn't be for a girlfriend (for reasons already stated)


This would be for someone who is otherwise bangable except for discoloured teeth. Yellow teeth just ruin the whole package; be it for bangability or just being seen in public.


Also gtfo with your lazy American spelling. ;p

Tommy_Wiseau 11-08-2011 11:39 PM

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xshayla701 11-08-2011 11:39 PM

i'm offended you made this thread after i already told you what to do

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