How to make bread
 

This is how you do it.

This is how bread is made.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJh9n14asL4

Thoroughly convinced half of Riot's staff just chills in cubicles and looks at weird videos.

That sounds pretty accurate actually, sans cubicles.

I'd def top that guy in the video.

1) Break tall grass until you collect seeds
2) Craft a hoe
3) Right click dirt within 4 blocks of water to till the soil.
4) Right click with seeds to plant.
5) Left click wheat once it matures.
6) Craft wheat into bread


MMMM BREAD

http://www.minecraftwiki.net/images/f/ff/Bread2.png

Homemade bread is p. baller