Skinny white dudes with beards are my thing:
 

AND THIS IS WHY
ALL WHITE DUDES WITH BEARDS, FLOCK TO ME.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAzYM3YNPEo

epic beard guys son??

So what you're telling me is that because I have a ridiculous beard I haven't trimmed or shaved in well over a month, I have supernatural capabilities when it comes to grappling fat guys angry for cheeseburgers?

Yep.

Absolutely.

Give me!

*slowly backs away*

>.>



<.<

I dont even know what you look like but I could still picture this perfectly.

Made me laff.

lol 1....2.....3.... im leaving......

LOL you also hear a black dude taking a order, i want BBQ sauce and a chicken strip meal. LOL id say typical but thats racist =D

DAMN WHITE PEOPLE ARE FUNNY!