The Real Reason Uthgaard Quit P99
 

I have figured out why Uthgaard Quit P99.... They where planning on introducing a new monster in the game.. Allow me to introduce the elusive CockGoblin, Half Cockatrice, Half Goblin...
http://www.rejecthaven.net/4um/custo...vatar754_1.gif

This majestic beast was to be introduced in the next patch and would be the latest thing for guilds to Raid. But I've heard rumor that certain guilds were using information about CockGoblin to practice CockGoblin on there own personal Server. They wanted to become MASTERS of CockGoblin, the experts of CockGoblin with no peer to match there CockGoblin skills. This of course enraged Uthgaard as it is quite unfair for any guild to get so much CockGoblin experience in before anyone else. Uthgaard had strong feeling that it was unfair for any group to get so much CockGoblin time.

Cock Goblin drops trak BPs

oh look, someone watched their first episode of Code Monkeys

Finally...a good rant.

Skillful and razor-sharp.

+1

are you trying to say that TR loves to gobble cock?

or was there really going to be a cockgoblin?

Not Original enough for you? Can't even throw in a golf clap?

I never Mentioned any Guild! I am just trying to make the masses aware of CockGoblin

considering you didn't even do it right, chyeah

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Don't you see the subtle innuendo? The ingenious punnage?

I'm impressed.