Win Hagglebaron's Money
 

Since I don't have access to my eq pc atm and won't for a few days, boredom has driven me to giveaway shenanigans on the forums. Anything you win you can collect when I am in game again, just harass me when you see me online!

Round one will be a lulzy train story contest, the funniest story I read today about epic/hilarious trains wins 2k pp. Any who wish to share memories from p99 or live, have at it!

2kpp holy shit man that's a lot of platinum

in October of 09

It's more aimed at new players, most of my giveaways are. I usually do lots of small ones instead of infrequent big ones to spread it to many rather than few

Boy oh boy i've got a few let me tell u

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Go on.........

I'll send you nudes of women

Back on live in like 01 some rp people on my server (bertoxx) were messing around at the stage in West freeport on a bunch of newly made humans. This monk and an enchanter decided to fuck with them. The monk was busy in the noobie area aggroing every orc or decaying skeleton to be seen. When he had enough the enchanter calmed / killed the guards en route to the stage. The monk proceeded to train the stage with a large mob of decaying skelies and orc pawns. When it was all said and done more than 1/2 of like 20-30 level 1-2s were dead at the stage.

Last night. My guild was setting up to head down to seb to juggs to farm some spells on an off night. During this time. We had noticed that spore king was up. And had been up for atleast 30mins if not an hour... So as our monk pulls him. Secs later here comes the train... Delivered to us via the other group who had been wiping to king multi times before. Petitions to uth followed.
Long story short. "Uthg. Shouts to to zone: so I hear you like trains do you?". Enuff mobs to make a super computer lag are GM trained to the "bad children" GM zonewide Rez come. Gm buffs after. GM illusion halfling follow. Then GM illusion unicorn to ALL mobs in seb. Was a fun funny night.

<3 ponies with horns.

Someone unban Abacab for this thread.