I learned a new word(s)
 

Buddy sour- When two horses become friends and say fuck you to the humans. They stop obeying, wont come when called, stop being agreeable, and spend no times with humans anymore. They could have spent 15 years with humans then a month with another horse can change it forever by turning it back into a herd animal.

Buddy sour.

an inevitable problem with herding animals really

it is an anxiety-driven dependence

rooted in survival instinct

an intense, obsessive attachment

"Us Against the World," "Best Bros Forever" and perhaps "The closet definition of true love."

...intense ...obsessive and ...emotionally dependence ...sadly this may be shared by humans in a cult.

EDIT: NOW LOVE ME! THE ONLY WAY A HORSE CAN!

its kinda like us

Doesn't 'healthy as a horse' refer to lame horses being put down?

i think youre thinking of healthy as an ox, because oxen have high base strength and stamina

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This reads like the dialogue of some kind of rogue AI in the matrix talking to a human tied to a chair.

https://i.imgur.com/TQRLQ4d.gif

on the internet nobody knows you're really a horse

I always knew the ox expression as 'strong as an ox' indicating robustness or being hale and hearty.

Probably a regional thing. Fucking boches.