mosquitoes suck
 

literally

I cannot wait for the day that winter comes and cleanses my little corner of the earth of this hellspawn.

Could I interest you in some sterile male mosquitoes to reduce their population?

We need mozzies to make Jurassic Park a thing.

Try the mosquito bucket of death!

(I've never used it personally, but I've heard of people having success with it.)

solution: never bathe, ever. like steve jobs.

I love the idea of the fan powered traps. I saw a really good one, but I forget how it was baited. General idea is the little vampires fly up to fan's intake and get ejected into netting behind it. They lack the strength to fight the wind currents to escape. Then you can give them a refreshing misting of 50-50 isopropyl alcohol or gift them to your enemies.


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hear me out,

first we grow venus fly traps by this nuclear plant
????
everyone has a giant seymour/final fantasy marlboro growing in their yard
no more fly problems.
profit?