The Current State of Things - And why everyone else is the problem
 

Did you know that you currently are contributing to the pain and woes of everyone else?

Please feel free to use this space to tell my deaf ears why this is not the case, that you are a princess, and by divine right your path is the main road to roam.

Sally forth, dumbasses.

Deaf ears hear only the dim din of an atrophied mind.

Grow ears that hear, or an enquiring mind before this Sally comes forth (or first).

On your adventures take only pictures and leave only prints. To do otherwise is to fail at life.

Dumbarse.

When is this din din you speak of? I shall request lobster!

And ha HA you fool... As I have not yet sired a son I could not possibly leave a prince behind.

I believe you, sir, are the one who has failed at life!

DIM DIN.
Thou art the dimmest of the dim if thoust canst discern 'tween dim and din.

Off you trot to a fine ladies finishing school with thee!
Return when you can walk straight with a Lexicon balanced delicately upon thine head.

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The source of all our confusion is that too many people think this is how it actually works.

Le duh, you dim din. Please, join me at my level of elevated humor distribution. Are you the type of jester that doesn't recognize a clown? Are you a chef that sees a fork and says.. dear God.. what is that devilish trident of a weapon doing here?

Please, for the amusement of all, continue.

Well, to a degree. It kind of does.

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