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FartyMcFly 07-24-2011 10:49 PM

beware
 
just wnat to let everyone know what happened today in greater faydark i want to air out some bitches i met so listen

i spawned at my spawn point with all my gear (some food and bread and shit) and i met this fine girl big tits nice ass etc and she was a level 3 (yueh thats right you bitch you think i wouldnt find out) her name was kerithyl and we were all set to group and then she flat out fucking left and was acting mad sketchy and shit so i said you slut i dont even want to group with you

then i met this fine black chick who will remain nameless fuck it her name is Keirra. shes lvl 10 wizard and i met her and I was just feeling angry and hurt and all that over what happened with kerithyl and i just needed a quick rebound so when keirra ran by naked i couldnt resist and i was on the prowl. she was running by just exercising and I started pretending to be exercising too so i started running behind her and we were vibing for a while and then i flat out told her i said girl im only running behind you here to stay at that ass and then she took me into crushbone. i told her thats why i love black chicks like you becuase you know how to handle herself. this girl blasted away orc after orc. it was so sexy and then she led us to some cabin but we couldnt find a bed so she fucked up some more orcs and then she sat down. some orc jumped me from behind while she just sat there and i was running all over the place trying to get this dude off my back and then she gets up and fucking leaves me to die. i figured out that the bitch was fucking the orc all along. ill be hittin up another town next though so if any1 can port me hit me up im tired of these bitches around kelethin playing head games and shit

Loke 07-24-2011 10:55 PM

A day in the life, man...

Popt 07-24-2011 11:07 PM

yes

JayDee 07-24-2011 11:19 PM

A+ would read again

Ektar 07-24-2011 11:39 PM

this was almost as good as... but I will say no more. we don't need that happening again...

Bilyeh 07-25-2011 02:27 AM

I hear chicks from Ak'Anon are pretty kinky

Grahm 07-25-2011 08:32 AM

PUN

Tumdumm 07-25-2011 02:50 PM

this is heavy doc!

azeth 07-25-2011 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FartyMcFly (Post 342990)
she was running by just exercising and I started pretending to be exercising too so i started running behind her and we were vibing for a while

good, goooood.

Anger 07-25-2011 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FartyMcFly (Post 342990)
i was running all over the place trying to get this dude off my back

Running around after you have the attention of a monster will not make him leave you alone. You must either kill him, or run to your closest zone out.


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