There are harsher consequences for bad elf posters than shopliftings irl
 

Is this Brad's Vision?

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in the few bastions of common sense IRL, things are turning around

DeSantis just passed some pretty solid retail theft/squatting legislation, Florida sheriff's are recommending that citizens shoot home invaders

Oregon has re-criminalized the hard drugs

it won't be long until other states follow suit, money always speaks louder than politics

im kind of glad that these experiments did happen, because now we have real data about soft-on-crime policies, even if it just confirms what we already knew.

there used to be hordes of people saying that strict drug laws create drug addicts, "somehow"

now we have rock solid data to point at when we tell those morons to STFU in the future.

Please note that I am not saying the penalties are stiffer.

I am saying we get fewer mulligans.

They generally get between 40 and 105. We get 1 or 2.

lol we do get alot of mulligans tho

can't exactly expect them to ignore outright flagrant abuse of the forum, you gotta give them a reason to offer the benefit of the doubt when you are shit-posting

suspensions are the warning, this is the only tool in their toolbox. they aren't gonna babysit us with PM reprimands.

im only on staff's side when other ppl aren't, this is uncomfortable for me...

all i do is weight the scales when the needle falls too far one way or the other

don't pull an Unsung

To put it plainly so noone can be confused - "You can commit the crime of shoplifting more times in real life than you can commit the sin of wrongposting on the P99 elf forums".

There. Let's move forward amicably.

Yes let's do that

on with the clever yet thinly-veiled shitposting!

Quitting the field for the evening to await the inevitable cd288 post.

On the morrow. :p

wait youre saying drugs dont keep drug addicts safe? hamas is bad

109 is derogatory

So now we have a new meaning to the term edgelording?

I suggest Edgewording.