You might be a Redneck if
 

Vendor prices are a better alternative to EC.

Merge green and blue.

2 or 3 pages of alts

few lines of code

drag and drop into /data folder

make it happen

I don't know if they ever figured out what to do about duplicate names

Reads like someone who got banned for 2 boxing

how do you stream snipe yourself?

It's always pretty rad finding something good on a vendor @ a good price. Doesn't happen often. Its one of the things about classic EQ I find enjoyable. Nothing wrong with spotting a deal on a vendor! One man's trash is another man's treasure they say!

Said they'd add an X to the end of the name like they did on live

How many <Name>x of green players do you think have been reserved on blue just to cause problems?

Probably not many considering I think the staff would be extremely annoyed if they went to merge and found out people were doing that. The account would probably get banned and I'm assuming they might even ban any accounts that had ever logged in from that IP and/or Computer ID because it would be such a blatant attempt to mess with the staff and troll them. They generally do not take kindly to that (as they shouldn't).

if you had aussenseiterX on green and aussenseiterX on blue wouldn't the name after merge just be aussenseiterXX?

If you know what meth smells like, you might be a redneck. I can pass as a redneck, but I also drive a Nissan Rogue so I also might be a soccer mom.