The difference between MY Saturday and YOUR Saturday
 

>imagine not taking out your top two 10/10 gfs out on a Saturday night like I am right now
(LOL)

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Hey, you voted your own post 5 stars. So that's neat. It really looks like you're hiding their faces and also just lying. There are probably only 1 or 2 forum goers that are uglier than you, that's to say you're not the ugliest, but you're close.

The guy in mid shot is taking a piss? Or wanking, anywho nise balding pate chorts.
Love me a bald man in front of two lesbians.

Also is Sunday. Church dont allow lesbians or wankers, so wont see you there (or the [obvious] scissor sisters).

Lay'n in bed. Shitposting. Sippin Camomile. P gud m8s.

Twerking

Had a curry with one of the boys and watched the Eurovision over a few ciders cos his hubby ain’t in to that. Pretty solid night!

Noice!

I wanted curry today.

Hung out in my garden in the sun. And ate some pita n veggies with a smol nibble of gyro.