Mitt Romney
 

Oh captain, my captain

One of the worst Democrat presidential candidates in their history.

Ok Gravy we get it red team bad blah blah blah. You got no life outside of your unhinged political red vs blue team threads in elf land. Cool story bro.

Mitt Romney is the Mormon guy? I'm ready for the Mormon theocracy.

If the Mormons overhauled the welfare system of this entire nation and u didn't have to be a Mormon and only had to go to Mormon church to get ur bread u would all be in much better shape and the bread would actually be healthy for u.

Does he still have that creepy shriveled arm?

Wonder if he's still got those binders full of women

I love cars, I love lakes, I'm running for office for pete's sake!

What u have to realize is these guys never left the 1950s until like 2012. And Mitt wasn't part of that breakaway generation.