Welfare Pixels the week of Sunday, February 6th
 

After winning another cycle, Vanquish has to pay a tax for killing the last four of Dozekar the Cursed, Lord Koi’Doken, and Lady Mirenilla.

Dozekar the Cursed opens Saturday, February 12 at 2:01pm EST.
Lord koi’Doken opens Saturday, February 12 at 6:56pm EST.
Lady Mirenilla opens Saturday, February 12 at 7:14pm EST.

Who will step up and scoop up these weekend pixels?

I am so sorry for the hardship you guys face in paying this heavy tax to the community.

As a p99 welfare recipient myself, I just want you to know how bad I feel about sometimes taking this handout from you. Even raiding with my degenerate guild of regularly employed, normal, well-adjusted, emotionally stable adults, I always shower immediately after raiding to wash off the disgusting grime of casualness.

In an attempt to repay your guild for the incredible hardship you've been forced to endure, I went ahead and secured your guild their own private server: P99 Brown!

You'll never have to worry about a disgusting community of other players ever again!

Congrats! Looking forward to those big kill lists!

thank you for your understanding

Preview of Saturday night when Koi pops early in window:

Is Stunningly going to be racing?

These are tov mobs, random p99 shitter who trolls the forums but has no game knowledge. Thanks for participating?

I don't need no stinking "Game knowledge", I just need some scripts.