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Gwaihir 07-02-2021 01:32 AM

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Anyone ever eat Vulture meat? I was trying to find a breakdown on the nutritional value of carnivores and animals that feed on a diet which includes carnivores.

Shark meat and Lion meat would require about 1kg/day to meet the DV of calories, alone, and are heavy in selenium, phosphorus, iron and a number of other things you wouldn't want to consistently rely on as a diet.....

There's nothing on the value of vulture meat. Apparently they're killing them in south America and selling em as chickens to unsuspecting people.... Lol

Apparently, I would need to eat 1.6kg of Owl meat a day to meet my caloric needs. I would also be consuming 420% of my DV of iron.

Consistent overconsumption of iron, selenium, phosphorus and a number of other micronutrients and minerals in the above-mentioned meats would theoretically lead to increase risk of respiratory disease, heart disease, cancer, kidney failure, decreased brain function, impaired cognitive ability, and a number of skin diseases including rosea.....

A search for the nutritional value of cat meat only resulted in pages and pages of data on proper diet for a cat. What gives?

Gatordash 07-02-2021 01:36 AM

It’d be fun to watch you try to have a normal conversation with a normal person irl.

Gwaihir 07-02-2021 01:43 AM

You know....
Chickens prefer meat?

Nothin on the DV of Eagle meat... But I bet it tastes like freedom.

Gwaihir 07-02-2021 02:01 AM

I would need to eat about 1kg of seagull meat and would be taking down 720% of my daily value of selenium. Saturated fat intake on all of the above would be about 200-300% DV

Baler 07-02-2021 03:22 AM

If you want selenium just eat mustard. It's good for guys.
Also be mindful of the mercury in shark meat.

starkind 07-02-2021 07:17 AM

What about possum meat?

in my honestly not humble opinion

the daily value bullshit is some bad word as fuck (looking for one that isn't a slur like stupid or fabulous)

anyway, u can occasionally consume a lot of something if u then go without it for awhile.

my recommendation eat 2 or 3 vultures a weak, make sure to eat their organs, and boil their bones down into a good soup with some godly sourdough you made urself from ur own homegrown weat, fast 2-3 days the rest of the week, and on the 7th day celebrate god.

maybe one day u can have a vulture brain stew and the other day u can do vulture feet crisps. i think thats how dad did it.

(personally veganism works, but u will be in constant starvation for some nutrients because the american diet is poor and overprocessed so ur not gonna get shit from cereal or ur mineral needs met) (unless u grow it urself or r rich and buy organic free range)

also u can suplement with bugs if u live in a pesticide free area (you don't)

HalflingSpergand 07-02-2021 09:23 AM

Squirrels, rats . There's a fear culture about eating certain things it's strange.u haven't lived into you've guzzles down a big bowl of rat tail soup

Cecily 07-02-2021 10:27 AM


Pulgasari 07-02-2021 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Gatordash (Post 3329322)
It’d be fun to watch you try to have a normal conversation with a normal person irl.

I think he's in/on ecstasy. :p

Ultimer 07-10-2021 03:27 AM

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