Cats will be using cell phones.
 

This little one has been watching me and sticks her paw on it. Don't doubt if a little robot came out and gave her food for swiping a dancing paw icon she'd be asking me for the phone.

Cats spread dis-ease. Be easy

Dogs smile now.

They didn’t used to do that.

Wrong, dogs have smiled and also spoken since I was a kid. I can remember my pup Sandy looking at me dismissively and saying "wwwwoooof" when she caught me playing hide n seek. She always smiled at me.

As for cats, I don't have any positive memories of them. I just remember waking up drowning in fluid at my aunt's house from the cat dander 1nce. But the smell of piss does not excite me so I probably don't have that humiliating parasite which makes one sexually attracted to the piss of a small animal, so it makes sense I haven't developed a covert sadomasochistic relationship with any furry pets

dogs > cats

https://i.imgur.com/3gbwcPQ.jpg

Id agree dogs are a bit ahead, but pee or no their odor is really hit or miss.

Honestly I think toxoplasmosis gondii is a stabilizing factor in my anxiety disorder maybe.

You're right, my cat smells like fine perfume :o

I took my dog to the vet today for a checkup, they make you sit outside now with your dog and wait for a phone call.

So.. I don't use cell phones, so I was kinda screwed.. Apparently you literally can't take your animal to this vet without a cell phone, I just walked in and had a few ladies freak out on me.

They thought I was crazy for not having a cell phone. Me and my dog are irrelevant now, ruh ruh.


Meanwhile, no one was looking up from their cell phones, 20+ cars, every single one on their phones.

Is this guy Byue? lol

Rogue dog poos very bad on playing fields for young men honing their rugby. Deadly even.

Cats give you aids.