There are no safe or effective treatments for ...
 

Stupidity.
Weakness.
Frailty.
Powerlessness.
Helplessness.
Ignorance.
Laziness.
Carelessness.

Anyone got any others they want to add? Erectile dysfunction?

There is no treatment for sheeple.

I hope this pierces people's minds like an icicle is cold.

A bullet.

Being a loser

This ones gonna hurt...

Ugliness.

Lol

There is no safe or effective treatment! Oh shit

Many people have survived a bullet.

Many losers have become popular and well known.

plastic surgery.

Halfling Sperg

What is there safe and effective treatment for

Damn u read my mind

Spontaneous Combustion.