That time I got caught with a shoe box of pills.
 

I didnt do a day in jail either. I was trafficking in pills. I paid off the cops a cool 40k and went into "treatment". Thats how the justice system should work. I was literally trafficking pills, i was caught with HUNDREDS of opiates. I got 2000 pills in 6 months. 2000! Each pill is a felony. Needless to say, I didnt do a day in jail.

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Bro what's your charisma at? You need at least 210 base cha in order to utilize the 40kpp bribe trick and I'm pretty sure you rolled str for the drug overlord RP.

I need to be Rush Limbaugh.
Thats all I need.
You'd still be in jail if this happened to you when it happened to him.
Was kinda playing a game, seeing if anyone would figure out who I am.

Sorry you died, OP. Also, dying makes you look like a hypocrite as it doesn't mesh with your pro-life conservative values.

I got better. I got 400,000,000 dollars to spend you think im dying? Rush Limbaugh didnt die. Jeez you guys are so naive. You dont know him and trump went to live on epstein island with cindy yang and tupac?? The back street boys got back together for his arrival. Thats how I know. Q told me. The storm was real. It was just like, really quiet.

respect gained for my man g-damn

This seems ridiculous, but I believe it.

I don't think the cops should get paid so well in bribes though. Nor should they be able to fuck with people over drugs without really good cause.

I think the joke is that this is the story of the Rush Limbaugh drug bust

Still 40k happened and freedom worked? I'm being a lil /s

I'm naive to politics.