You know the game is trolling you when..
 

..You finally destroy a gargoyle in a difficult, close fought battle, and then its only drop is an Eye of Serilis.

Or..

..The Goblin Archeologist you've just slain drops a regular brass mask, in addition to his crappy pack, just to get your hopes up before dashing them.

Or..

..It turns out that the Decaying Skeleton you've just made re-dead was only wielding a Worn Great Staff. Again.

Or..

(You get the picture.)

As someone who probably helped 50+ people people get guises on green, I'd certainly proffer the assassin spawning with a dagger while still having the guise.

Same dungeon you have the king with a fine steel two hander which for some idiotic design reason looks exactly like a mith two hander.

mfw @ Xalgoz since mid dec
https://i.imgur.com/ddH1Ne5.jpg

Damn dude you are still there?

That would be the limited video memory of OG graphics cards

You poor bastard. I saw you when I grabbed the VP key piece on my warrior, and I saw you there again yesterday when I got the key piece on my wizard. I will pour out some malt beverages in your honor tonight.

Kaesora is officially my "evil lair". FML

The only pained soul outside Sebilis is my own camping this thing.

Why don't you have someone camp Xalgoz for you? I tell people you only get paid if I loot it so if you don't get me a port and a coth to the rot in under 7 mins then you get nothing! Also if I'm not online you get nothing! Or if I'm just busy, you also get nothing! Anyway, using this one trick I save a lot of time.

This one weird trick saved me a million plat!


(Don't buy a pre- nerf fungi staff.)