Probably been mentioned before, but
 

If it's too damned much trouble for you to type "may I have sow please" then it's certain to be too damned much trouble for me to interrupt my meditation to stand and spend the mana to cast sow on you. Hail doesn't cut it children.

You mean you can't tell when someone wants sow from the twinkle in their eye? Usually hail=GIVE ME SOW

Oh really? I thought Hail="I'm a lazy discourteous fuckwit who can't be bothered to treat other players has actual human beings". But then, what do I know?

Hail 'em back, see if they can croak out a coherent statement.

I seldom play a character that has sow, so when I do play them, I actually feel really cool by offering SOWs at the EC tunnel.

You need to make a hotbutton with some quest text and hit that when people hail you. The deeper they have to get in order to actually figure out what they need to do, the better. Once they finally figure it out and finish it, give em SoW.

You're welcome.

Just keep a sow pot with you at all times and when they bug you for sow, sell it to them for 150 plat. When they ask you to cast it instead, charge them 20 plat to borrow it for a click.

Probably the most annoying part of playing a class that can sow is coming back to a /hail, /hail, /hail, /tell "sow plz" after you've been medding AFK. Or the /tell asking for a sow when you're on the other side of West Karana or some other huge zone.

/t Ravager sow prz?!?!

I can't recall ever refusing to sow somebody when they were present and asked (as apposed to halfway across the zone). But this run up and hail shit doesn't fly with me (exception: cast Breeze/Clarity on me and then hail and I won't mind).

"can you DS me"
"Can I grab a DS"
"lemme grab some swords"
"u have coldstone??"
"hey hook me up with 4 muzzles 8 swords and 4 lev rings?"

/anon