I bend at the hip and whisper into your ear ever so quietly...
 

..."EverQuest".

Your shiver and your body horripilates.
You stammer and blink...not sure what to do.

What do you do?

(99% of you will have to google "horripilates" as you are dumb 'Mericans and only know it as "goosebumps", or even more weirldy "goosepimples")