Doing it..... 4 da shorteez
 

4 Da Shorteeeeeeeez!

MY STEAK AND EGGS!

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I want candy bubblegum and taffy
skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart sandy

gonna eat your brains carl

What about Curt Schilling's bloody sock ? Yeah, you know he was jackin that juice in his foot.

Please stop promoting deviant sexualities on the world wide web. I personally find it very offensive and am a confused child. You are giving me virtual syphilis. Which is way worse than real syphilis. As it infects the CPU and causes a corruption in the root sectors of the hardrive which leads to real world Karana plagues.

C'mon, my name is Sir Loin, bad ass bovine.
I got four stomachs, but only one stomach in mind.
That's a little empty belly with a vacancy sign.
Kinda like close encounters of the charity kind.

Ya got canned goods just collectin' dust.
Ya got meat, got fruit, got vegetables.
Only prerequisite is that its edible

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IT'S ONLY FOR CARL