[Green] <Grumpy Old Gnomes> - Stay off our lawn!
 

Hello there.

We Grumpy Old Gnomes are looking to fill out our roster a bit with more shorties. Currently we are looking to recruit Gnomes, Dwarves and Halflings of any level and class. Tradeskillers are a plus but not required.

We run regular XP groups, socialize and help eachother with quests/farming, tradeskills and whatever fun stuff we come up with for the evening.


If you are interested in a self sufficient, thematic and friendly, family style leveling guild, Please consider giving us a try!

You can PM me here on the forums, message Succulence in game, reply here or do a /who to find a Grump to get you into the guild!


Thanks!

I can't believe you're accepting Halflings. They basically live in holes like animals.

They cannot help that their genetic mutation away from the superior gnome race, coupled with their hippy beliefs that lead them away from the light. We can only be the higher form of life we are and grant them rights and respect.

Dial a Daniel is the preeminent halfling guild for those who made the right choice and picked the perfect face.

Small legs, small brains.

I’ve been waiting for Dial a Daniel to start a chapter on Teal. Please send a tell to Dangiel when this fine organization chooses to diversify its portfolio.

sorry we only choose the winningest of servers

Green is the trash can for all the incel neckbeards to race against each other. No true Daniel would fraternize with such lowly riffraff.

Grumpy Old Gnomes VS Dark Men of Odus Guild War!
I'll get the popcorn ready.