You know your in a small town - WHEN
 

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When you have nothing better to do than make fun of small towns.

When everyone else knows what you are going to do on your date before you do.

When the only stop light in town has been blinking yellow for the last 10 years.

(actually happened) When your high school has to combine athletics with the next town to be able to field a football team.

(actually happened) When high school prom involves every student in high school, not just the seniors.